Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.
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Unknown I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.
Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie I want a man who is kind and understanding. Zsa Zsa Gabor Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter.
But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who’s broke.
There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
Bob Ettinger Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.Martha Beck I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.Rodney Dangerfield My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.