You’re my woman, and I’m gonna make you feel things you have never felt before. Leonard: That’s right, say my name, and beg me for more, ’cause, I’m gonna give it to you. Dr Koothrappali: Hello, Leonard, if I may also say your name. Hey, you know, if this was in Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment, I wouldn’t wind up sitting on the floor all the time.
Howard: Hey, Leonard jiggling his junk at her through a webcam has got to be easier for you to deal with than him actually touching her with it.
With high-speed Internet, you have at your fingertips the greatest advancement in the field of sex since the invention of the washcloth. Howard: Well, if you don’t, you’re gonna lose Priya to some fancy guy in a turban who grew up with Kama Sutra coloring books.
The chicken nuggets you were sure were human nuggets.
And now they’re cavorting at the base of my hair follicles like dancing hippies at the Redwood National Forest. You fixate on some crazy idea and then blow it way out of proportion. Leonard: How about when you put GPS trackers in your garbage because you were convinced North Korean spies were stealing your doodles? Sheldon: You need to remove that chair from the building.
Sheldon: Priya has moved back to India to pursue her law career. I read recently about a fellow in Kansas with an enormous ball of twine. Leonard: You know, some people might say that it’s great that we’re trying to make things work long distance.
Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here while Leonard Skypes with his girlfriend. And, and, uh, I, I want to punish you with my love? You’re a, you’re a, you’re a, a dirty, disgusting, revolting girl. Amy: For general educational purposes, or has she acquired a bar stool dipped in cholera? Amy: Best friends, besties, BFFs, peas in a pod, sisters who would share travelling pants. Sheldon: I was hoping she might listen to you about the dangers of owning unhygienic furniture. Amy: Sheldon, just because you have a focus on cleanliness bordering on the psychotic doesn’t mean I have to participate. Leonard: Oh, uh, Priya’s calling in a few minutes on Skype, and we are gonna have a dinner date.