Billy peed his pants." - "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants.
The one with no make-up and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. Or even physical attraction because she wasn't uh, uh although l-I thought she was quite beautiful. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself.
" - "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison (1995) Play clip (excerpt): - "I love the old Rose. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that. Or, ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair."- "Kevin Franks had already stopped breathing by the time you drove off the road." - "Kevin was definitely breathing when we went off the road." - "How do you know?
But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right.
And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!
And if you replace “collect an inheritance” with “find true love,” they’re an increasing menace for dating apps and services. But they are an increasingly important front for criminals, who in turn use increasingly sophisticated methods to snare their marks, and take them for whatever they can.
A recently released list, by a fraud-busting company called Scamalytics, of the top lines and photos used in profiles by online dating grifters shows that while the range of sophistication may vary, the end goal is always the same: To fleece romance-seekers out of their money.
We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out.
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.
But the only thing that can f--k an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
" - "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f--ked!